Letter to Gran from James 5 weeks 4 days old today.

Dear Gran I have had the most interesting 5 weeks. I have taken over the lodge, and my personal assistant has been most gracious in sourcing the best food for me without giving a thought to herself, or her personal needs. Now that's loyalty for you! I must confess I have been taking a little advantage, because the most interesting things occur if I cry. Firstly I get boobies, which delights me unbelievably. Secondly, people around me, rally to my aid. Thirdly, my acid reflux is dealt with. Fourthly, I am dressed and pampered, and treated like the prince that I am, AND my chauffeur/bodyguard/valet sometimes keeps me company, while I sleep. I have another assistant. Her name is Ouma. She is the loveliest person apart from my other staff members, and she has learnt to deal with my acid reflux, and also assist me with my wardrobe. She has been invaluable to my personal assistant, and to me. We had the most wonderful Valentine's day, and I had so many admirers, and Valentine messages, it made my head spin. I love all the people who sent me messages from all over the world, but I'm afraid, at this stage, my heart belongs to my personal assistant, as we have grown extremely close over the last few weeks. I send this message with my love, Gran, and hope that we shall see each other soon. Love Little James.