Wednesday 26 February 2014
Letter to Gran from James 5 weeks 4 days old today.
Dear Gran
I have had the most interesting 5 weeks. I have taken over the lodge, and my personal assistant has been most gracious in sourcing the best food for me without giving a thought to herself, or her personal needs. Now that's loyalty for you!
I must confess I have been taking a little advantage, because the most interesting things occur if I cry. Firstly I get boobies, which delights me unbelievably. Secondly, people around me, rally to my aid. Thirdly, my acid reflux is dealt with. Fourthly, I am dressed and pampered, and treated like the prince that I am, AND my chauffeur/bodyguard/valet sometimes keeps me company, while I sleep.
I have another assistant. Her name is Ouma. She is the loveliest person apart from my other staff members, and she has learnt to deal with my acid reflux, and also assist me with my wardrobe. She has been invaluable to my personal assistant, and to me.
We had the most wonderful Valentine's day, and I had so many admirers, and Valentine messages, it made my head spin. I love all the people who sent me messages from all over the world, but I'm afraid, at this stage, my heart belongs to my personal assistant, as we have grown extremely close over the last few weeks.
I send this message with my love, Gran, and hope that we shall see each other soon.
Love
Little James.
Thursday 23 January 2014
Letter to Little James Andre
My Dearest James
It was so lovely to see you again and spend more time with you.
Today you are six days old, and nobody could be more special than you my dear little grandson.
I had such a wonderful experience holding you and bonding with you. Your Aunty Caitlin was very happy to be with you and bond with you too.
We are over the moon that you are here for us to continue to get to know you better.
Each time we see you, we love you more and more.
Love from Gran and Caitlin.xxxxxx
It was so lovely to see you again and spend more time with you.
Today you are six days old, and nobody could be more special than you my dear little grandson.
I had such a wonderful experience holding you and bonding with you. Your Aunty Caitlin was very happy to be with you and bond with you too.
We are over the moon that you are here for us to continue to get to know you better.
Each time we see you, we love you more and more.
Love from Gran and Caitlin.xxxxxx
Tuesday 21 January 2014
Baby quotes for Little James
Before you were conceived I wanted you
Before you were born I loved you
Before you were here an hour I would die for you
This is the miracle of love.
A mother understands what a child does not say.
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God
Before you were born I loved you
Before you were here an hour I would die for you
This is the miracle of love.
A mother understands what a child does not say.
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God
- Birth is the sudden opening of a window through which you look out upon a stupendous prospect. For what has happened? A miracle. You have exchanged nothing for the possibility of everything
- If your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma."
- My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two
good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than
mere imbeciles without it.
Monday 20 January 2014
New Letter to Gran
My Dear Gran
I have been taken to a secret location on a coastal conservation estate. I find it far more relaxing to do my work here.
The manager's name is Susan. She has been very accommodating and security is very high. Nobody is able to enter without going through boom gates and having to sign in. I am incredibly impressed.
My PA has learnt to make the most fantastic milkshakes, which have now become my favourite food/drink.
I am sending you a quote that I feel is appropriate with regard to my relationship with my PA. I think you will like it.
Love from Little James.
Age 4 days old
I have been taken to a secret location on a coastal conservation estate. I find it far more relaxing to do my work here.
The manager's name is Susan. She has been very accommodating and security is very high. Nobody is able to enter without going through boom gates and having to sign in. I am incredibly impressed.
My PA has learnt to make the most fantastic milkshakes, which have now become my favourite food/drink.
I am sending you a quote that I feel is appropriate with regard to my relationship with my PA. I think you will like it.
Love from Little James.
Age 4 days old
Letter to Little James
My Dearest James
Thank you for your letters. I really am extremely proud of you that you have been awarded such a responsible position at your age.
I must admit that I was not surprised, as I realise how very capable and intelligent you are, not to mention drop dead handsome too.
I am very impressed that you are managing your staff so well, and long may it continue. Your PA sounds absolutely marvellous. You haven't told me her name yet, ditto your chauffeur.
Do you have any other staff, or is that it at the moment?
I do wish you every success in your future ventures, and send all my love to you, my precious angel.
With lots of love
Gran.
Thank you for your letters. I really am extremely proud of you that you have been awarded such a responsible position at your age.
I must admit that I was not surprised, as I realise how very capable and intelligent you are, not to mention drop dead handsome too.
I am very impressed that you are managing your staff so well, and long may it continue. Your PA sounds absolutely marvellous. You haven't told me her name yet, ditto your chauffeur.
Do you have any other staff, or is that it at the moment?
I do wish you every success in your future ventures, and send all my love to you, my precious angel.
With lots of love
Gran.
Letter to Gran
My Dear Gran
My days have been a whirlwind of activity, with all the new people that I have had to meet at the conference centre.
Security is top priority here, and there are female body guards protecting me. I think they are quite high up in the ranks, as they have epaulettes on their shoulders. I must admit I thought it rather unfair that they kicked my chauffeur out of the centre.
However, they allow my personal assistant to stay with me at all times. I must admit I am developing a very close bond with her.
My chauffeur/butler/valet/secretary is becoming an ace at assisting me to choose the right clothing for the occasion, and helps me to dress smartly.
I have a feeling that he knew my personal assistant before I hired them, as they seem to be quite close.
I'll keep you posted as to how things progress.
With love your grandson
James.
Age 3 days 2 hours and 10 minutes.
My days have been a whirlwind of activity, with all the new people that I have had to meet at the conference centre.
Security is top priority here, and there are female body guards protecting me. I think they are quite high up in the ranks, as they have epaulettes on their shoulders. I must admit I thought it rather unfair that they kicked my chauffeur out of the centre.
However, they allow my personal assistant to stay with me at all times. I must admit I am developing a very close bond with her.
My chauffeur/butler/valet/secretary is becoming an ace at assisting me to choose the right clothing for the occasion, and helps me to dress smartly.
I have a feeling that he knew my personal assistant before I hired them, as they seem to be quite close.
I'll keep you posted as to how things progress.
With love your grandson
James.
Age 3 days 2 hours and 10 minutes.
Sunday 19 January 2014
Letters to My Granny
Waybill Date : 17/01/2014
Description of Goods Quantity Method of delivery Priority Weight Cost
Perfect little boy 1 Stork Top 3.045kg Priceless
My Dear Gran
When I'm thinking, I close my eyes in order to visualise the projects that I'm working on.
At the moment, I am hiring staff. The problem is finding the right ones.
So far, my personal assistant, is brilliant. She serves my meals on time, at the correct temperature, and deals with my acid reflux efficiently. She lays out my business suits and makes sure that they are super spotless.
I have been convening at quite a few business meetings at the conference centre, that was recommended to me by my personal assistant.
Discussions are taking place, as to when I will take up my new position at the game lodge. It is a great opportunity at my age, as I will be running the show completely.
My right hand man/chauffeur/butler/valet/secretary will take notes, which my personal assistant will transcribe.
The company is paying for everything, my move there, as well as my private suite, together with the decor and furniture chosen according to my specific needs and tastes. Drink and food is inclusive, and as I would like to further my studies, the company has agreed to foot the bill. They have literally made me an offer that I cannot refuse.
The contract lasts for at least 18 years, and may be extended to include further education and travel to distant lands.
I do have future business meetings planned in the UK, and several business colleagues have extended an invitation for me to stay at their five star establishments.
So, Gran, I will be the head honcho, and everyone will answer to me.
Of course, my staff have been head hunted, and hand picked from the best that there is on offer out there. They are at my beck and call 24/7, but I reward them well for this loyalty, and they have numerous perks.
I shall sometimes expect parties or meetings to be held in my suite at 3 am, which is the time that I am at my best. Naturally my personal assistant will attend to the refreshments.
Word has come to me via the grapevine, that my chauffeur intends moonlighting when he is not required by me. As he is invaluable to me, I shall keep him on, but it may be necessary to reduce his income.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that medical aid is included. I won't be paying for a thing. Hotels, air fares etc, will also come out of company expenses.
What do you think of this news Gran? I shall keep you posted as to further developments.
With love from your Grandson,
Little James.
Aged 2 days and 2 hours.
Description of Goods Quantity Method of delivery Priority Weight Cost
Perfect little boy 1 Stork Top 3.045kg Priceless
My Dear Gran
When I'm thinking, I close my eyes in order to visualise the projects that I'm working on.
At the moment, I am hiring staff. The problem is finding the right ones.
So far, my personal assistant, is brilliant. She serves my meals on time, at the correct temperature, and deals with my acid reflux efficiently. She lays out my business suits and makes sure that they are super spotless.
I have been convening at quite a few business meetings at the conference centre, that was recommended to me by my personal assistant.
Discussions are taking place, as to when I will take up my new position at the game lodge. It is a great opportunity at my age, as I will be running the show completely.
My right hand man/chauffeur/butler/valet/secretary will take notes, which my personal assistant will transcribe.
The company is paying for everything, my move there, as well as my private suite, together with the decor and furniture chosen according to my specific needs and tastes. Drink and food is inclusive, and as I would like to further my studies, the company has agreed to foot the bill. They have literally made me an offer that I cannot refuse.
The contract lasts for at least 18 years, and may be extended to include further education and travel to distant lands.
I do have future business meetings planned in the UK, and several business colleagues have extended an invitation for me to stay at their five star establishments.
So, Gran, I will be the head honcho, and everyone will answer to me.
Of course, my staff have been head hunted, and hand picked from the best that there is on offer out there. They are at my beck and call 24/7, but I reward them well for this loyalty, and they have numerous perks.
I shall sometimes expect parties or meetings to be held in my suite at 3 am, which is the time that I am at my best. Naturally my personal assistant will attend to the refreshments.
Word has come to me via the grapevine, that my chauffeur intends moonlighting when he is not required by me. As he is invaluable to me, I shall keep him on, but it may be necessary to reduce his income.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that medical aid is included. I won't be paying for a thing. Hotels, air fares etc, will also come out of company expenses.
What do you think of this news Gran? I shall keep you posted as to further developments.
With love from your Grandson,
Little James.
Aged 2 days and 2 hours.
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